- Design That Sh*t
- Develop That Sh*t
- Drink That Sh*t
What's The Story, Morning Glory?
The Story
You know those annoying ads that come up before you’re able to watch the cat video you just clicked on? Well, my job is to create content that you’re actually glad popped up before those cat videos.
My name is Christopher Valori, and I am a Brooklyn-based Creative Video Director who makes fine things that live on the internet.
I create multimedia ad campaigns for clients such as Bed, Bath & Beyond, Claritin, Ford Motor Company, Arm & Hammer and Elizabeth Arden.
DESIGN THAT SH*T
The process in which late night brainstorms and a constant rotation of coffee evolve into engaging concepts for your web-based campaigns.
DEVELOP THAT SH*T
Lead a talented team of Graphic Designers and Web Developers through the entire creative workflow, to turn this pumpkin into a Porsche.
DRINK THAT SH*T
Once a cohesive project emerges with your vision, it gets lovingly placed online, and we hastily get in line for drinks at the bar to celebrate.
What's The Down Low?
The Scoop
THE GOAL
My goal is to create big and memorable multimedia campaigns within small digital agencies.
THE EXPERIENCE
With almost a decade of experience in digital advertising under my belt, you can rest assured that your brand is in capable hands.
THE PROGRAMS
Proficiency in Final Cut Pro, Logic Pro, Adobe After Effects, Illustrator, InDesign, Photoshop, and Microsoft Office allows me to handle every medium and facet of a project.
THE FULL PACKAGE
Experience and equipment . . . a lot of equipment, including multiple SLR cameras, handheld stabilization and Glidecam rigs, curved & straight sliders, tripods, professional lighting & audio equipment, the Phantom 2 Vision+ Drone, as well as a soundproof recording booth for voice overs.

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“If you don’t get noticed, you don’t have anything.
You just have to be noticed, but the art is in getting noticed naturally, without screaming or without tricks.”
Leo Burnett -
There’s a time when you talk and listen, and then there’s a time
after your presentation when you lean back, shut up, and think to yourself: “F**k you — I’m a genius”
Rick Boyko -
“The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative and ambitious young people,
leaving us mainly with the slow and self-obsessed to become our artists.”
Banksy
What's The Easiest Way To Stalk Him?
The Social



